If I don’t die in a freak ink-vat accident I shall be thoroughly disappointed.
I have a dire need for a Halloween jumper.
Actually, it’s Undrea.
After last week’s Mary Berry Cake Baking Failure Rating System, tonight I will be debuting the Paul Hollywood rating system. If anything, it’s more accurate.
I’ve just been asked to make it clear that the Elvis act at an event is an impersonator.
I want to open a coffee shop staffed only by French and Spanish people.
I’d call it Café Olé.